To the spider that crawled underneath my bathing suit and had its way with me...what the fuck, man?
Gross.
Not cool.
And...I could have gotten laid, but - oh, no - you conspired with the Universe to keep my clothes on...cause that big, red mark - yep, not sexy.
And, he likes it in the light.
Sigh.
And then it hurt. And then it was itchy.
I hope you were squashed in the worse way.
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